fatwink:

i think about mcdonalds chicken nuggets on an hourly basis

eechi:

My tamagotchi survived 3 days I am ready to become a parent

lirrylirry:

harry tried to be relatable by sleeping all day and eating cereal for dinner but then he went to an art show with other famous people like no it doesn’t work like that

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

ice is so cool

this is both a fact and opinion

The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.

fatggot:

i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them

deodrant:

effettetris:

deodrant:

dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk

but I’m allergic :(

don’t be a pussy 

thetowndrugdealer:

is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”? 

luxurycruisinglarry:

style-my-tomlinson:

tardis-is-my-home:

butthurtbandboys:

white lips, pale face, niall’s teeth are really straight

niall’s teeth are probably the only straight thing left in that group.

ooOOOooooOOOhhh

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again