i think about mcdonalds chicken nuggets on an hourly basis
My tamagotchi survived 3 days I am ready to become a parent
harry tried to be relatable by sleeping all day and eating cereal for dinner but then he went to an art show with other famous people like no it doesn’t work like that
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them
dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk
but I’m allergic :(
don’t be a pussy
is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?
white lips, pale face, niall’s teeth are really straight
niall’s teeth are probably the only straight thing left in that group.
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again